What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.