The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, disgusting
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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