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A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 44.31 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 43.97 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
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