The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, disgusting
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.68 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
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