The best disgusting jokes

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military, money
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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has 44.60 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
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