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Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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has 44.57 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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