The best disgusting jokes

What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, disgusting
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.73 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
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