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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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