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My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 74.92 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.
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has 74.57 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems
A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentaly dropps some BB from the shelf into the batter. She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake. Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs. The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, "Mom, mom, I pissed out a beebee!" She says "That's okay, son. I accidentaly dropped some beebees into the cake batter. You'll be fine." Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, "Mom, mom, I.." But the mother cuts him off and she says, "I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine." Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, "Mom, mom, I.." And the mother cuts him off and says, "I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine." But then son says, "No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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has 74.50 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, food, masturbation
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 74.42 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 74.27 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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has 74.18 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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has 74.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
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has 73.86 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, couple, disgusting, god, Valentines day
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 73.85 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
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