The best flirt jokes

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed