Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.