Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.