The best flirt jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.47 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.77 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 67.61 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 67.29 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women