The best flirt jokes

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?