The best flirt jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women