The best flirt jokes

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.67 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 68.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women