The best flirt jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 69.82 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.52 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 68.63 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love