The best flirt jokes

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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