Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."