If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"