If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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