The best flirt jokes

Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Vote: has 72.27 % from 47 votes. Send joke:
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Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Vote: has 71.72 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Vote: has 70.70 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
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