The best flirt jokes

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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