The best flirt jokes

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Vote:
has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Vote:
has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Vote:
has 69.47 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Vote:
has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Vote:
has 68.14 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Vote:
has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Vote:
has 67.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Vote:
has 67.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Vote:
has 67.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Vote:
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women