The best flirt jokes

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time