Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!