The best flirt jokes

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Vote:
has 69.90 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Vote:
has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Vote:
has 69.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Vote:
has 69.21 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Vote:
has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Vote:
has 67.98 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Vote:
has 67.29 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Vote:
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Vote:
has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Vote:
has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food