Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?