Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find.
Oh my God!
How did you find me?
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"