The best flirt jokes

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 70.81 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 70.73 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 69.73 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic