The best flirt jokes

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.92 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.11 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 68.63 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.94 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.64 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex