The best flirt jokes

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 69.22 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 68.76 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 68.35 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 68.25 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 68.03 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex