I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.