The best flirt jokes

Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.38 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex