The best flirt jokes

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Vote: has 65.80 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Vote: has 63.82 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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