Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?