Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?