The best flirt jokes

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex