The best flirt jokes

Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.02 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time