The best flirt jokes

Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 59.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex