The best flirt jokes

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women