The best flirt jokes

Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time