Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.