If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?