Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.