I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.