Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?