The best flirt jokes

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt