The best flirt jokes

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time