Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?