The best flirt jokes

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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