Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.