Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?