You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.