Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!