You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.