Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"