Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."