The best flirt jokes

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 64.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me. So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid