Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!