The best flirt jokes

Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 63.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt