The best flirt jokes

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men