The best flirt jokes

Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex