The best flirt jokes

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Vote: has 67.69 % from 51 votes. Send joke:
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Vote: has 66.96 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Vote: has 66.10 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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