The best flirt jokes

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 63.08 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed