Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."