The best flirt jokes

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport