The best flirt jokes

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed