Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.