Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.