The best flirt jokes

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.56 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex