Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."