The best flirt jokes

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport