Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"