You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.