The best flirt jokes

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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