There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"