The best flirt jokes

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, friendship, phone, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex