Joke #12866

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

Do you squat here often?

Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.