If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Do you squat here often?
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."