The best friendship jokes

Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, health, memory
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 72.34 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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has 71.61 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, friendship, winter
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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has 68.85 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: friendship, Hitler, memory
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school