The best friendship jokes

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 72.34 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch. My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner! My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50! I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.! "What do you mean," they asked me. "I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, money, sex, time
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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has 71.61 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, friendship, winter
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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has 68.96 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: friendship, Hitler, memory
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: friendship, new year