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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport, wife
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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