What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."