Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."