The best game jokes

Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.

Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.