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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'peanuts'".
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has 47.21 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: cat, doctor, game, sport
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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