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George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 57.43 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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