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A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
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