The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.