The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.