After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.