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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Raptors win?" The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, dog, game
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
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