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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 55.11 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. The retiree replied, "Oh great! NOW you tell me!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, old people
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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