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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 48.64 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 48.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
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