When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.