What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.
They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
But the man protested and replied:
"No, no, he isn't that clever.
I'm leading by three games to one!"
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
