Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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