Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.