How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.