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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.99 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa
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