How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.