Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.