The best game jokes

Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
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