Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."