It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.