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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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