The best game jokes

It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: football, game
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week. One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me. I know we’ve been friends a long time, but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: game, old people
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
has 50.78 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
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