If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.