Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?" The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"