The best gay jokes

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 51.80 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
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has 50.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 50.15 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: gay
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 50.08 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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has 48.04 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 47.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: gay
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