What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.