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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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