The best gay jokes

What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 52.08 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 51.26 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 51.14 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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has 49.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 49.73 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: gay
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