The best gay jokes

What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 52.74 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
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has 52.71 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.47 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 51.87 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: gay
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 51.78 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 49.69 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: gay
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