The best gay jokes

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 51.95 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
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has 51.76 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 51.14 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 50.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 50.85 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 49.81 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 48.89 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
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