The best gay jokes

Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
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has 53.34 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 52.92 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.20 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: gay
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
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has 52.19 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 51.88 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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has 51.37 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: gay
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