The best gay jokes

What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
has 53.16 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: gay
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
has 52.44 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, gay, sex
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
has 51.61 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: gay
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
has 51.49 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
has 51.38 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
has 51.37 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
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