The best gay jokes

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 54.96 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: gay
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 54.84 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 54.67 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.67 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay