The best gay jokes

Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.67 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 53.98 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: gay
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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has 53.89 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 53.19 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love