Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.