The best gay jokes

Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 54.73 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: gay
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.37 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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has 53.26 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.89 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay