The best gay jokes

Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 54.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 52.72 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: gay
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
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has 52.51 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: game, gay
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay