The best gay jokes

They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.97 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 55.07 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.07 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: gay
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 54.96 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 54.60 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: gay