The best gay jokes

Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.43 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 57.01 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.28 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 56.26 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: gay