Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!