The best gay jokes

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.13 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.55 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 55.44 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: gay
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 55.02 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship