The best gay jokes

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 58.54 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.80 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.51 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: gay
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 55.04 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 54.76 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: gay