The best gay jokes

Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.
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has 59.73 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: gay
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 58.74 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 56.89 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 55.68 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 55.20 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly