Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit! 
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays?
A: Romeo and Julius.
Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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