Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.