The best gay jokes

Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.04 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 56.99 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.87 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: gay
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
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has 55.17 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: animal, gay, love, masturbation, ugly
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 54.86 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay