The best gay jokes

Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.13 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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has 56.41 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
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has 55.86 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
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has 55.79 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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has 55.71 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: gay, science
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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has 55.23 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: gay, relationship