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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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