The best geek jokes

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science