The best geek jokes

E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology