The best geek jokes

When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology