Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.