The best geek jokes

Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 63.92 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science