Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.