The best geek jokes

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, nerd
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology