When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!