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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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