Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.