Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.