In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."