In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.