The best gym jokes

Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Do you squat here often?
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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