The best gym jokes

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Do you squat here often?
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time