The best gym jokes

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Do you squat here often?
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time