Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Work emails are like the gym.
You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun.
You get bored of it within hours.
You only keep going to keep up your reputation.
The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.