The best gym jokes

I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
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