The best gym jokes

She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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