Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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