The best gym jokes

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
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