The best gym jokes

I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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