Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?