The best gym jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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