The best gym jokes

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness, gym
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
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