No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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