She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.