The best gym jokes

I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, fitness, gym, time
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
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