If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
The nose drops „Big smeller" – let´s have a blow-out.
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?"
Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it."
Doctor: "Why?"
Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.
“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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