The best health jokes

In 1996, Florida physical therapist Paul Shimkonis sued his local nudie bar claiming whiplash from a lap dancer's large breasts. Shimkonis felt he suffered physical harm and mental anguish from the breasts, which he claimed felt like "cement blocks" hitting him. Shimkonis sought justice in the amount of $15,000, which was denied.
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A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
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Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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