The best health jokes

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had Kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: health, holiday, marriage, wife
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 62.48 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
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