The best health jokes

Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 65.12 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 64.54 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
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