The best health jokes

Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 64.02 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
The nose drops „Big smeller" – let´s have a blow-out.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me." The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, health, money, wife
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 62.26 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
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