The best health jokes

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, morbid
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, Valentines day
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
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