The best health jokes

Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: health
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
has 63.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Doctor: "Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers." Old man: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, old people
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
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