The best health jokes

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
My late grandfather always told me: "When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, fart, health
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, romantic
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
If you are ill, so lie down and you'll walk it sooner loose.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: health
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time