The best health jokes

What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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has 67.90 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, health
In 1996, Florida physical therapist Paul Shimkonis sued his local nudie bar claiming whiplash from a lap dancer's large breasts. Shimkonis felt he suffered physical harm and mental anguish from the breasts, which he claimed felt like "cement blocks" hitting him. Shimkonis sought justice in the amount of $15,000, which was denied.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: health, life, money
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: health, lawyer, medical, stupid
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 67.64 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, wine
Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, health, horse, medical
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid