Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.