The best Hitler jokes

Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 68.62 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 68.17 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.75 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 66.60 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 63.34 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Hitler
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.90 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
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