Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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