The best Hitler jokes

Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.96 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.41 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 64.33 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Hitler
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 63.38 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
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