The best Hitler jokes

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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