The best Hitler jokes

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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