Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.