The best Hitler jokes

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 66.89 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 66.49 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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has 66.14 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Hitler
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 66.09 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 65.47 % from 429 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 64.78 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.55 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.21 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.74 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 60.73 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
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