The best Hitler jokes

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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has 67.61 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 67.09 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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has 65.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Hitler
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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has 65.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 65.13 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.50 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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has 62.30 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 61.48 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
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