Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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