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Put your hand up 45° in the air!
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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