Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.