The best Hitler jokes

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 59.94 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.47 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 54.28 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 53.90 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 52.65 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
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