The best Hitler jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.86 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 57.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 52.55 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.98 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 46.70 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
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