The best Hitler jokes

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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