The best Hitler jokes

Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 60.10 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.49 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
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has 55.55 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 55.26 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 48.55 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 47.80 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 47.47 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 38.72 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 33.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
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