The best Hitler jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 60.50 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 58.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 55.40 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 54.88 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 54.51 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 50.44 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
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