Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.