The best Hitler jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 61.25 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 57.64 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 56.41 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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has 54.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, party
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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has 27.30 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
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