The best Hitler jokes

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 107 votes. Send joke:
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Vote: has 61.84 % from 180 votes. Send joke:
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote: has 58.16 % from 140 votes. Send joke:
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Vote: has 56.46 % from 76 votes. Send joke:
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Vote: has 55.40 % from 121 votes. Send joke:
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Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
Vote: has 49.99 % from 63 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Vote: has 48.69 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Vote: has 45.53 % from 47 votes. Send joke:
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
Vote: has 29.75 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Vote: has 27.75 % from 148 votes. Send joke:
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