The best Hitler jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Vote: has 32.18 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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