Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.