Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”