How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and...
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me.
But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
We await your direction.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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