The best IT jokes

Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
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