The best IT jokes

A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 70.56 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, IT, time
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