The best IT jokes

Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
Vote:
has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
Vote:
has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Vote:
has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
Vote:
has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Vote:
has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Vote:
has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Vote:
has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
Vote:
has 69.53 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Vote:
has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
<<<11121314
More jokes →
Page 11 of 35.