The best IT jokes

Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, IT, time
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: IT
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: IT
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 70.15 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
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