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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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