The best IT jokes

Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.61 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: IT
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
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