The best IT jokes

The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
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