Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.