Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”