The best IT jokes

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT, money, programmer, work
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: IT
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
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