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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: desert island, IT, time
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: IT, marriage, phone, religious, technology
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