The best IT jokes

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: IT
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 71.12 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
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has 70.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT, marriage, phone, religious, technology
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
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