The best IT jokes

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
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