The best IT jokes

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
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