The best IT jokes

A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 71.05 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
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