The best IT jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
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HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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