The best IT jokes

What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Vote:
has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
Vote:
has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
Vote:
has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Vote:
has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Vote:
has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)
Vote:
has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: IT, time
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Vote:
has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Vote:
has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself...
Vote:
has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
Vote:
has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
<<<10111213
More jokes →
Page 10 of 34.