The best IT jokes

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: IT
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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has 71.81 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: IT
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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has 71.59 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, programmer
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT, management, money, time
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
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