The best IT jokes

What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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has 71.05 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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