What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No thanks, I'm traveling light."
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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