Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.