The best IT jokes

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 70.36 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.35 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: IT
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
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