The best IT jokes

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: IT
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.77 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: IT
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
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