The best IT jokes

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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