Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’