The best IT jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: IT
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 69.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 69.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: desert island, IT, time
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
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