Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.