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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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