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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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