The best IT jokes

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 69.11 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, programmer, science, work
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
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