The best IT jokes

Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
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