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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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