Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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