Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?