The best IT jokes

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT
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