The best IT jokes

A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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