Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.