The best IT jokes

HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, family, geek, IT
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT
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