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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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POST Server image uploads in android are easy.
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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