The best IT jokes

Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, nerd, programmer
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
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