I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.