The best IT jokes

Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: IT
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, elephant, geek, IT
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
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