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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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