The best IT jokes

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: IT
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, nerd, programmer
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer, technology
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, technology
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
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