Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.