A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.