The best IT jokes

Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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has 76.98 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 76.44 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 76.44 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 75.98 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
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has 75.39 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, office, programmer, women
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 75.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
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