The best IT jokes

A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Hide a seek champion... ; Since 1958
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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