The best IT jokes

There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 76.44 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.15 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 76.12 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.35 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
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has 75.21 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, office, programmer, women
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 74.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
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