The best IT jokes

Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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has 77.03 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: genie, IT
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 76.44 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.15 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, programmer
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
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has 75.60 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, office, programmer, women
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 75.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
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