The best IT jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.10 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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has 77.86 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: genie, IT
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 77.77 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: IT
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: IT
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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has 77.11 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to come to a conference. And when they were all there, God said, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up with the way things are on Earth; so, I've decided to destroy it. The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice." So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and announced, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced, "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God after all. And the worse news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Bill Gates called all of his programmers, marketing experts and administrators together and announced, "I've got good news and I've got better news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most important men on Earth. The better news is that we don't have to fix Windows 95."
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: god, IT, political
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