The best IT jokes

A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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has 78.18 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: IT, wife
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.08 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 78.03 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 77.97 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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has 77.18 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: genie, IT
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 77.15 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: IT
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
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