Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.