The best IT jokes

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 78.34 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.30 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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has 78.11 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: IT
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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has 77.94 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: IT, wife
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 77.37 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 77.20 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
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