The best IT jokes

I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 77.94 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 77.77 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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has 77.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: genie, IT
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: IT
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 77.53 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
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has 76.89 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
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