The best IT jokes

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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has 78.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
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has 78.42 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.11 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: IT, wife
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 77.84 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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has 77.81 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: IT
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 77.67 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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