The best IT jokes

Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 74.87 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 73.33 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: IT, life, programmer, sex
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, money, programmer, work
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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has 72.45 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, programmer
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology