The best IT jokes

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, nerd
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, money, programmer, work
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 73.04 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: IT, life, programmer, sex