The best IT jokes

Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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