Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1