The best IT jokes

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 71.95 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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has 71.59 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, programmer
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT