The best IT jokes

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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