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Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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