The best IT jokes

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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has 73.12 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, programmer
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 71.85 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology