The best IT jokes

1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: IT, time
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: IT
HR manager to job candidate: ‘I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.’
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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has 72.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: bar, IT, programmer
A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: IT
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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has 71.58 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology