The best IT jokes

The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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