The best jewish jokes

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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