The best jewish jokes

Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
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has 62.15 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 61.14 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.18 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: bar, jewish, priest, religious
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 56.77 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 55.20 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.50 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 53.14 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 52.06 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid