Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
Vote:
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
Vote:
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Vote:
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
Vote:
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!