The best jewish jokes

Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 63.55 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.40 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.30 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 57.90 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.56 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 53.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.22 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 51.50 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.50 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish