Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.