The best jewish jokes

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.41 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend." "Why of course," the Lieutenant answers. "Just one thing," says the lady. "Of course you'll make sure there aren't any Jews there." "Why of course," the Lieutenant answers. On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from the base. Out comes a platoon of black GIs. The schoolmistress is quite distressed. "Why, why, there must be some mistake," she says to a burly black Master Sergeant. "Why heck no, ma'am," he replies. "Lt. Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!"
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: jewish, military, school, student, time
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 57.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish