How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.