The best jewish jokes

Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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