A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.