Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.