The best jewish jokes

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 62.75 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 61.65 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.56 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid