The best jewish jokes

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 62.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 59.71 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 57.00 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 54.56 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 54.30 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.91 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 50.64 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist