An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.