Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.