The best jewish jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 63.05 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 61.97 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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has 58.75 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: bar, jewish, priest, religious
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 53.88 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 53.80 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 53.54 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid