Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.