Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris