Chuck Norris.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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