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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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