Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.