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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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