Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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