Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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And dies.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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