Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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