Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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