Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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