Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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