Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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