When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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