When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.