When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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