When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.