When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.