When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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