When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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