When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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He died a year later.
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Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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And his favorite drink is punch...
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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