When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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