When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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