When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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