When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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