Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.