Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.