Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.