Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.