Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.