Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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