Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.