Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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