Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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