Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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