Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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