Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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