Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.