Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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