Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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