Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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