Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.