Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.