Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.