Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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The Wild lost.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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