Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.