Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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