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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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