Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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