Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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