Joke #10775

Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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