Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation