Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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