Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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