Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.