Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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