Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.