Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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