Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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