Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.