Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.