Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.