Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.