Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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