Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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