Joke #10075

How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
Vote:
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Vote:
has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Vote:
has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
Vote:
has 12.90 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Vote:
has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Vote:
has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, time