How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say.
His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?"
He says"Quack quack Mummy."
His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right."
She says "What does a dog say?"
He says "Woof woof Mummy."
She says "Very good."
She says "What does a cat say?"
He says "Meow meow Mummy."
She says "Yes that's right."
Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go."
His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?"
The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says."
Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long?
A πthon.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Vote:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
Vote:
Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)