Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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