Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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