Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.