Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.