Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
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Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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