Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.