Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.