Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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