Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.