Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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