Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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