Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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