Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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