Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.