Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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