Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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