Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.