Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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