Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.