Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
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Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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