Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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