Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".