Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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