Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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