Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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