Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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