Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.