Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.