Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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