Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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