Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.