What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?” She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!” “What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?” “A Peke” Replied the woman. “A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?” “I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"