What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.