Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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