Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.