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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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