Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.