Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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