Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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