Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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