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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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