Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.