Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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