Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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