Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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