The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...