The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.