The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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