The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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