The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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