The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.