The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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