The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.