The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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