The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.