The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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