The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.