The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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